Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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