I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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