In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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