WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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