i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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