My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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