Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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