u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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