i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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