my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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