that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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