i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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