this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
