He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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