it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
This is the high leading the old right now
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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