I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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