So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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