Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
