Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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