I can text with my tongue
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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its like you know when i get waxed
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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