I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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