yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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