hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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