Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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