So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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