A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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