Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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