Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I think my nap took me to another dimension
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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