I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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