guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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