only if we run a train.
done.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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