We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you would pick up someone in the library
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Do I have a choice?
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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