Say something about gay babies.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
