No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my being single is dangerous.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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