I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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