Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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