At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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