cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Shame - the story of my life.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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