ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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