I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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