Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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