This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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