Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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