And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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