I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You need a sexual gate keeper
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
