I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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