Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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