Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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