therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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