Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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