i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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