Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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