So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
