Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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