you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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