Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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