I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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